• donutsornonuts:

    We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.



  • #PUP
  • swimminginmainstream:

    held a door open for a girl today and didn’t even get a blowjob. so tired of getting friend zoned.


  • bedsider:

    via BuzzFeed 

    99% of women who’ve ever had sex have used birth control at some point in their lives. Obviously there’s gotta be a lot of reasons why so many have joined the party―BuzzFeed asked 22 women for theirs. The answers are perfect. 


  • pioneerman:

    makeitworthwatching:

    as both a Harmonizer and a Mixer, I now have yet another girlgroup to fangirl over. Welcome Beatz

    Girlgroups taking over the world. 

    daaaaaaaaamn


  • avalooshe:

    Crying


  • #pls
  • BOBBY NEWPORT’S NEVER HAD A REAL JOB IN HIS LIFE! | +Gifset Companion


  • werewof:

me owning the kangaroos at the zoo

    werewof:

    me owning the kangaroos at the zoo


  • bepeu:

    i hope everybody is staying cute and hydrated


  • hula-hope:

    My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.


  • texasenchantment:

    The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical



  • criysto:

    Single in the womb, single till the tomb. 



  • BW