We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
held a door open for a girl today and didn’t even get a blowjob. so tired of getting friend zoned.
i hope everybody is staying cute and hydrated
My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.
The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical
Single in the womb, single till the tomb.